He wants to know why you’re not at school today!
我不是去上学 老妈 我在大学就职
I don’t go to school,Ma. I work at a university.
那就是学校! 快接电话!
That’s a school! Now pick up the phone!
我谁都不想理
I don’t want to talk to anybody.
要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?
Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? !
我没什么家庭作业的
I don’t have homework.
我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们
I’m a grown man with a master’s degree in engineering!
抱歉 了不起先生
Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.
想吃冰棒吗?
Want me to get you a Popsicle?
樱桃味的 好吧!
Cherry,please!
樱桃味的我吃了 只剩蔬菜味的了
I ate the cherry. All that’s left is green.
你让我真想自杀呀
You make me want to kill myself.
她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，请原谅我做这个动作，"女朋友"
She’s a girl. She’s a friend.She is not my-
please forgive me for doing this--"Girlfriend."
哼 我不喜欢虫子 怎么啦
Yeah,well,I don’t like bugs,okay?
它们让我害怕
They freak me out.
有趣
你既怕虫子又怕女人
You’re afraid of insects and women.
瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了